Just For Fun!

~Laughter is the best medicine.~

~Hotdog~

~Tips To Reduce Weight:~

Turn your head to the left then to the right.

Repeat the exercise everytime you are offered something to eat!

~Just Do It!!!~

~Spiderman Toilet!!!~

~Just Because I Lough~

Just becouse I lough a lot, doesnt mean my life is easy.

Just because I have a smile on my face every day,

doens't mean that somethings not bothering me.

Its just that I choose to move on with the happy life!

~Best Mom!!!~

~最硬的和最厚的~

女：“你知道世界上什么东西最硬吗？”

男：“……”

女：“是男人的胡子！你们的脸皮那么厚，胡子都能长出来，是不是最硬啊！”

男：“那你知道世上什么东西最厚？”

女：“……”

男：“是你们女人的脸！胡子都那么硬了，你们女人都长不出来！”

~My Brother~

Boy :" My father's name is LAUGHING and my mother's name is SMILING."

Teacher :" You must be Kidding?"

Boy :" No. Thats my brother. I'm JOKING.....

~有什么好玩的吗？~

邻居是一位90岁的老头，每天骑自行车去海边的老人院。

这天出门正好遇上他，问：“您每天都骑自行车去那儿，有什么好玩的吗？”

他一边推自行车一边回答：“有很多七八十岁又年轻又单身的女人！”

~Cheerleaders: "Wah...!"~

~Banister~

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"Warming up your dinner."

~Kung Fu!!!~

~弟弟还是妹妹?~

邻居夫妻养了条宠物狗，整天对着狗："贝贝到妈妈这来"。"贝贝到爸爸那去"。

不久女邻居怀孕，拉着儿子的手，拍着肚皮问："阿姨肚肚里装的是弟弟还是妹妹?"

儿子认真的摸了摸，非常肯定的说：“是母狗。”

~My Baby!~

~Solving A Problem~

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams.

First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee:then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

~Hei !!!~

~大象问骆驼~

一只大象问骆驼：“你的咪咪怎么长在背上？”

骆驼说：“死远点，我不和鸡鸡长在脸上的东西讲话！”

蛇在旁边听了大象和骆驼的对话后一阵狂笑。大象扭头对蛇说：“笑屁！你个脸长在鸡鸡上的，没资格！”